Election in India

Elections in India is a big party. The kind of party where you will have food, jokes, heady drinks, jokers, tipsy strangers acting as if they knew you all along, fire cracks, everything.


hereinafter all political (?) parties will be called parties only.


Since india have a multiparty system, we have a lot of parties competing for our votes. We have some national parties, more than one regional parties for almost all regional states. we have parties for almost all religious groups, castes, languages. We have parties that swear by socialism, communism, democracy, leninism, mavoism, revolutionary socialism. We have parties that does not proclaim but follows facism, fanatism, chauvinism. We have parties for most of the bankable stars in the south indian states of tamil nadu and andhra pradesh. We have parties that compete among themselves for winning the championship for chauvinism - religious, casteist, jender(male). We have nephew fanatic fighting uncle fanatic for the coveted post of the most fanatic. We have muthalik sena for hindu talibanism - IT IS A BIG JOKE.

Joke for the viewers from gallery but tell it to the girls who got a hiding at amnesia the pub in manglore sorry mangaluru.

But the big joke is on advaniji. LKGi Advaniji I mean. His utterence on issues sometimes are so childish, he shall hereafter be called LKGi. His last shot at the topspot is going to be a dud. His party is on the dry docks with no takers from most of the regions. No friends in UP except Ajit Singh. Ajit Singh didnt have much options too. No friends in kerala, Tamilnadu, Karnataka, Orissa, MP, Rajasthan, bengal and so on. Assam they caught the Sangram Parishat, but they are a pale shadow of the old roaring AGP. In Maharashtra they are chums with the uncle tiger, but uncle is secretly chums with the Baramati fox. In rajasthan the old policeman who was VP is adamant on toppling the applecart. Sexy sanyasin may finally support LKGi for the PM post, but she lost her deposit last time.

Sushma Swaraj is one lady, who survives by her tongue. yesterday she was in Orissa, loosing her control when she called Naveen Patnaik a traitor. The she continued with the harangue that once bjp is in power they will investigate and arrest the real culprits who murdered Swami Lakshmananda. All nuns beware. last time they investigated the murder under a nuns habit and the case is still dragging.

bjp had lost it. Now only a miracle can bring them back. Exit of Kalyan Singh is good for them, but it takes more than that to come back from oblivion. lets hope they rot. Who needs them back at the helm of affairs again.

Surprisingly, the third front is back in reckonning. With a line up like this, this front can take on congress. CPM, CPI, RSP(?), FB, TDP, JDU, BSP, AIDMK the line up is impressive.

But considering the debacle the CPM is in their bastions like Kerala and West Bengal, this election will not be rosy for the pink brigade.

In my opinion CPMs tally in the next Loksabha will be something like a dozen, give or take a couple. the implication of a result like this will be immense. Prakash Karat will be out. Yechury will be secretary. Pinarayi and co will be out
to be contd....